The Green Goblin Blog

Blokes (as opposed to men in general) can be pretty lazy and I'm no exception but now I'm learning a new skill as a result. In Debenhams I was looking for some new jeans and picked up a few pairs to take into the changing room. Once in, I realised that all three were button fly - disaster! I'd always been a zipper fan, man and boy, so I was in a real dilemma - should I go back out and spend ages rummaging around to find some more with zips? Or should I just take the button-fly jeans that fitted to the till, buy them and leave?

So now I'm learning how to use the damned things - a quick visit to the loo takes AGES now. Pah.